If You Could Order Anything From Your Shoes What Would It Be?

Kinja'd!!! "Wobbles the Mind" (wobblesthemind)
03/03/2017 at 18:25 • Filed to: Merchandising

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Since we can now order pizza at the press of a button on our “pie top” shoes, what other things would you like to order at the press of a button? This is the most 90s thing ever...see what nostalgia does?! The 90s sucked and YOU are the reason they are coming back!!


DISCUSSION (16)


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > Wobbles the Mind
03/03/2017 at 18:33

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Kinja'd!!! My X-type is too a real Jaguar > Wobbles the Mind
03/03/2017 at 18:33

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It’s 90s sneakers meets 90s SNL commercial parody with the Nikey Pump Turkey.

http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/nikey-turkey/n9981?snl=1


Kinja'd!!! Jagvar > Wobbles the Mind
03/03/2017 at 18:38

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I’d order some refreshing Sunny D!


Kinja'd!!! CaptDale - is secretly British > Wobbles the Mind
03/03/2017 at 18:39

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93 Octane


Kinja'd!!! interstate366, now In The Industry > Wobbles the Mind
03/03/2017 at 18:40

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Kinja'd!!! Wacko > Jagvar
03/03/2017 at 18:47

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No shoe pizza for you!


Kinja'd!!! MrDakka > Wobbles the Mind
03/03/2017 at 18:51

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I would get soooo fat


Kinja'd!!! Alfalfa > Wobbles the Mind
03/03/2017 at 18:54

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A pair of shoes I’d actually wear.


Kinja'd!!! Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Wobbles the Mind
03/03/2017 at 19:08

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Thinking practically, GPS directions


Kinja'd!!! Otto-the-Croatian-'Whoops my Volvo is a sedan' > Wobbles the Mind
03/03/2017 at 19:08

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Kinja'd!!! Birddog > Wobbles the Mind
03/03/2017 at 19:09

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Doesn’t even have to be 104 octane. 98 or 100 would fine.


Kinja'd!!!  > Wobbles the Mind
03/03/2017 at 20:42

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Parts from Rock Auto.


Kinja'd!!! scoob > Wobbles the Mind
03/03/2017 at 21:20

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More shoes!


Kinja'd!!! BiTurbo228 - Dr Frankenstein of Spitfires > Wobbles the Mind
03/04/2017 at 05:59

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I’d like shoes that send out a text alert to everyone in a couple of mile radius of where I was asking if they have a car they’d like to sell for £200-300.

I’d get lynched and hate myself, but I might get something neat ;)

Oh, and they’d have to not look like dog shit like the pizza shoes...


Kinja'd!!! Monkey B > Wobbles the Mind
03/04/2017 at 11:59

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new shoes that didn’t order things....


Kinja'd!!! Tim Stewart - Scooter Overlord > Wobbles the Mind
03/04/2017 at 14:31

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Maybe an Uber? That might actually be neat.